"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

dapper-theatrekid:

You sure about that? That’s a lot of sex, Ev.

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Am i detecting some doubt?

"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

dapper-theatrekid:

Well… we could watch the extended versions of The Lord of the Rings movies we have, and the hours of documentaries on those special edition blu-rays we got that go with it, then re-watch An Unexpected Journey. That might take a while. Not a year, though…

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Huh…that could work. I guess we could just fill in the rest of the time with sex. 

"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

dapper-theatrekid:

And to think, it’ll probably be released December next year just like the first two. That’s a whole year away.

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…What the hell am I supposed to do for a whole year?

"Desolation of Smaug" was so good.

I can’t wait for the third movie. I just can’t.

Track Title: I See Fire

Artist: Ed Sheeran

Album: The Hobbit - The Desolation of Smaug (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) [Special Edition]

very-hobbit:

Oh, misty eye of the mountain below
Keep careful watch of my brothers’ souls
And should the sky be filled with fire and smoke
Keep watching over Durin’s son

If this is to end in fire
Then we shall all burn together
Watch the flames climb high into the night
Calling out father, stand by and we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side

And if we should die tonight
Then we should all die together
Raise a glass of wine for the last time
Calling out father, prepare as we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky

Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
And I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze
And I hope that you’ll remember me

Oh, should my people fall
Then surely I’ll do the same
Confined in mountain halls
We got too close to the flame
Calling out father hold fast and we will
Watch the flames burn auburn on the mountain side
Desolation comes upon the sky

Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze
And I hope that you’ll remember me

And if the night is burning
I will cover my eyes
For if the dark returns then
My brothers will die
And as the sky’s falling down
It crashed into this lonely town
And with that shadow upon the ground
I hear my people screaming out

Now I see fire, inside the mountain
I see fire, burning the trees
I see fire, hollowing souls
I see fire, blood in the breeze

I see fire, oh you know I saw a city burning (fire)
I see fire, feel the heat upon my skin (fire)
And I see fire (fire)
And I see fire burn auburn on the mountain side

If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

dapper-theatrekid:

Right, because that’s totally reasonable.

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Good, glad you agree.

If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

dapper-theatrekid:

Ev, come on. Maybe if I just sit down with the guy I can settle whatever problem he has with us.

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Or we can skip that step and I can just kick his ass.

If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

dapper-theatrekid:

I know, I know, but I think the last thing we want to do is give him a reason to dislike us more. I could always go over there and try to talk to him myself?

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No, ‘cause then he’s gonna be a dick to you. And then I really will go and break his jaw.

If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

dapper-theatrekid:

You’re going to break his jaw because of that?

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B, it’s something new with this guy every fucking day. One day it’s the dogs, then it’s our TV being too loud, then it’s me making too much noise in the hallway when I come home from work late.

If I have to deal with that dick next door one more time this week,

dapper-theatrekid:

Uh-oh. What was it this time?

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Apparently our dogs bark too much. Even though they haven’t made a goddamn sound all day.