Right, because that’s totally reasonable.
Good, glad you agree.
Ev, come on. Maybe if I just sit down with the guy I can settle whatever problem he has with us.
Or we can skip that step and I can just kick his ass.
I know, I know, but I think the last thing we want to do is give him a reason to dislike us more. I could always go over there and try to talk to him myself?
No, ‘cause then he’s gonna be a dick to you. And then I really will go and break his jaw.
You’re going to break his jaw because of that?
B, it’s something new with this guy every fucking day. One day it’s the dogs, then it’s our TV being too loud, then it’s me making too much noise in the hallway when I come home from work late.
Uh-oh. What was it this time?
Apparently our dogs bark too much. Even though they haven’t made a goddamn sound all day.
I’m gonna break his fuckin’ jaw.
Think I can charm ya into comin’ to bed?
Oh please, you were the biggest heartbreaker I had ever seen before we got together.
That’s ‘cause none of ‘em were you.
I learned from the best, you know.
I dunno what you’re talkin’ about.